The day of the end of the $5 BK veggie burger - the great betrayal - may be close at hand!

According to my sources, - what? - Wendy's restaurant is "delighted to share that [the black bean burger - sic.] has been successful in our test markets and we're hoping to roll it out nationwide later this year."  Isn't that good news?  It's great.  They hadn't had any vegetarian options except fries and stuff.

I achieved that, i think, through some activism of mine.  You don't believe me?  Phase out meat.

Whose gonna phase out meat when humdrum, you'll need to study reverse psychology, like cooking oil is good for you.