Saturday, August 6, 2016

Sweet bunny talk

What politically correct genius came up with this plan?:

"We need to find a way for heaven to feed the skeleton directly for all future generations."

I don't know, but I think we're going to need an army, I say being the generous sort.

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Save us from the impending lunacy of ignoring polite non-criminals.  Bone, please:  Hollywood-LA (joke tax)

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4 year old's birthday party:  fun

100 year old's birthday party:  serious

smashing a 4 year old's birthday cake:  serious

smashing a 100 year old's birthday cake:  fun

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Tri-quadrernal epoch:  the time it takes for someone from New South Erksville to realize mercy is for them, too.

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ALTERNATIVE NEWS WORLD SERVICE

? Did you know that every Christian message such as take communion has an alternative interpretation?

"Repent:  Eat live flesh and drink blood".

I don't think he disliked us, I just think he was too proud of the way he tasted.  The next day he was toast.  Let us meditate.

So he was more like Donald Trump than Jeb Bush?  Yep.

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There's one thing noone seems to suspect:  the world's most evil figures, from Aleister to Mephistopheles, all simply walk right into a good person's life to do it (harm them) themselves.  They wouldn't have the power to control your fears - unimaginably real in the wrong order to you all but nowhere's near infinite - yet - with hoardes of horrors bought off by the ultimate prize otherwise.

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One of the best feelings in a world is when a dog seriously understands that you love it when it is relaxing and being patted.





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