Santa Paws and Woo-dolf the Weimdeer

 "Help Me!"

 "Do you have any idea how goofy you look?"

 "Why doesn't she make you wear one?"

"Ho, Ho, Ho, because I am older and wiser."

"He, he, he, older and wiser huh? I see where that got you."

 "Oh Lord, please help me! I have been a good dog, I have never even bit her. Amen"
"I think I am going to need therapy"